Farts

[marrowfatpeas]

Any tips on reducing my fart output?

Usually the problem is on a morning. Once I wake up, I can easily sit for the best part of an hour just letting off every couple of minutes. It's no way to live.

The rest of the day I'm ok, it's really a morning problem but it's starting to get me down. Imagine waking up and essentially having no choice but to wallow in your own boffs for the first hour of the day. It's not nice.

 

[ETID]

All the awards

 

[summerisle]

 

[NeilMorepies]

Not my thread lads, don’t blame me.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Thought this was a tap in for a ban then.

 

[Swartzy]

Any tips on reducing my fart output?

Usually the problem is on a morning. Once I wake up, I can easily sit for the best part of an hour just letting off every couple of minutes. It's no way to live.

The rest of the day I'm ok, it's really a morning problem but it's starting to get me down. Imagine waking up and essentially having no choice but to wallow in your own boffs for the first hour of the day. It's not nice.

Could be as simple as reducing your 'Username' intake..

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Fandango or butt ?
Asking for a friend...

 

[Davidoff]

How close to bedtime are you eating? Could be lying down for the night with undigested food.

 

[GoldenToffee]

This man might be able to help—he's an expert in farts.

 

[notrevE5]

maybe this would be a little more fun

 

[Moomin]

Any tips on reducing my fart output?

Usually the problem is on a morning. Once I wake up, I can easily sit for the best part of an hour just letting off every couple of minutes. It's no way to live.

The rest of the day I'm ok, it's really a morning problem but it's starting to get me down. Imagine waking up and essentially having no choice but to wallow in your own boffs for the first hour of the day. It's not nice.

Have you tried putting yourself into a big bowl of rice?

 

[Blue 1]

Have you tried filling your hole with sawdust?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Cut out fizzy drinks. More water. And take an invigorating walk every day.

 

[Yarrgh]

Maybe try opening windows?

 

[FTY]

Any tips on reducing my fart output?

Usually the problem is on a morning. Once I wake up, I can easily sit for the best part of an hour just letting off every couple of minutes. It's no way to live.

The rest of the day I'm ok, it's really a morning problem but it's starting to get me down. Imagine waking up and essentially having no choice but to wallow in your own boffs for the first hour of the day. It's not nice.

You might have IBS mate. Changing diet is the only way to reduce, but I have no intention of doing that

The nicer the food, the more it makes you fart