Famous historical figures who would follow Everton Now

[Curtis]

I was just pondering what individuals in any period of history that would fit the profile to support Everton in it's current woeful state. For me it's Franz Kafka a philosopher, writer and a damaged human being who embraced despair and the existential turmoil that occurs within life would truly be a fond and devoted supporter of Everton. Nothing exhibits unrelenting excruciating futility like Everton Football club and I believe Franz would of savored those aspects with great fervor and loathing.

 

[Jimishorts]

Josef Fritzl.

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[Mr K.Dilkington]

Josef Fritzl.

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Just wow.

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[Mr K.Dilkington]

Your Great great great great great great great great grandmar

 

[Dancing Pat]

Frank Salak - recent history wise - quite fitting that worlds most unluckiest man would support us!

Frano Selak - Wikipedia

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[Daveysgingerlovechild]

One of them Japanese Kamikaze pilots. Honourable sense of duty and loyalty, going to end badly.

 

[dublinbluenose]

That fella who invented cfc gases and then had the idea to add lead to petrol

 

[Yarrgh]

Henry Cyril Paget.

I Googled oddballs from history and he seems to fit the bill.

 

[Jimishorts]

Just wow.

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Thank you.

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

Thank you.

Just had a other look and I'm crying.

 

[Methuselah]

King Canute. Had more success with the waves than our defence has with opposing forwards.

 

[Shaun the Blue]

The knight from Monty Python who keeps getting all his limbs chopped off but carries on anyway

 

[LEONARD]

Karl Marx, continually predicting the downfall of LFC, and the establishment of a workers (EFC) paradise.

It never happens, but we all remain ideologically fixated.

 

[Curtis]

Josef Fritzl.

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Jesus I just started this thread to employ my Franz Kafka joke I'm out time to burn it down

 

[Jimishorts]

burn it down

Burn it all down.