Falconry

[VillaGuy]

Who has actually trained and flown a raptor? I first started as a youngster, getting my first Red Tailed Hawk was amazing, peeking through the box hole looking at it. I trained that bird to be very aggressive, it even attacked me and my collie dog, it was so super sensitive it killed a few woodcocks that lay on the ground that are invisible to see. I then went on to work for a falconry business training falcons, they are so intelligent that you only need to give a few markers for them to know what they are supposed to do.

 

[ijjysmith]

Gabby Agbonlahor

 

[VillaGuy]

Gabby Agbonlahor

what a legend

 

[VillaGuy]

Eagles trained to kill wolves in Mongolia. I have looked at the costs of this, I think a week holiday there is about £10,000, not for the average punter but is a holiday most will never experience.

 

[Boss_Blue]

@VillaGuy are you a Tory?

 

[Moomin]

Kez 2

Billy rises from the abuse at home and school to become a successful developer of high end properties in Bulgaria.

 

[tommye]

@VillaGuy are you a Tory?

Think you've spelt monumental bullshitter wrong mate...

 

[Moomin]

Kez 2

Billy rises from the abuse at home and school to become a successful developer of high end properties in Bulgaria.

Billy was delighted that he has secured a high end property in Sofia to the tune of 500k. He ran with with excitement to the Falcony so he can play and try new tricks with his hawk " Maggie T "

He flew her and said " Maggie, once i do the high end renovations we can make a profit of 250k!!! I can buy a gold plated glove for you " Maggie flew through the air with guile like a thing of beauty and Billy thought " This is the best day of my life "

He took Maggie T back to her cage but before he locked it he placed a worm into his mouth for Maggie to feast on, their tongues touched and a jolt of ectasy flowed through his body.

He got into his porsche and drove to his mums, speeding all the way as he knew he could bribe the Police if they stopped him. He ran up the path and put his key into the door opened it and shouted " Mum, guess what i done today " but what he saw as he entered the living room left him in shock!!! A blast from the past, Mr Sugden was balls deep in his mum and giving her a reacharound.

 

[lancs blue]

I trained the mother in law once to jump off cliffs with wax wings to scare eagles. shame she kept coming back

 

[dandydan]

@VillaGuy are you a Tory?

I know a couple of blokes into falconry, proper tory types them roofers and welders.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Who has actually trained and flown a raptor? I first started as a youngster, getting my first Red Tailed Hawk was amazing, peeking through the box hole looking at it. I trained that bird to be very aggressive, it even attacked me and my collie dog, it was so super sensitive it killed a few woodcocks that lay on the ground that are invisible to see. I then went on to work for a falconry business training falcons, they are so intelligent that you only need to give a few markers for them to know what they are supposed to do.

If they were that intelligent they'd be training you to do their hunting for them whilst they stayed home looking at dirty birds on the Internet.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I know a couple of blokes into falconry, proper tory types them roofers and welders.

Have any of them just expanded their property portfolio with a £500k mansion in Bulgaria?

 

[gonetomorrow]

If they were that intelligent they'd be training you to do their hunting for them whilst they stayed home looking at dirty birds on the Internet.

Like "Shags Mating Ritual" the Danish version?

 

[dandydan]

Have any of them just expanded their property portfolio with a £500k mansion in Bulgaria?

Nope. Unlike @VillaGuy they aren't considerably richer then yhaouw

 

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