Fake Adult Film Titles

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

I host a weekly trivia night and sometimes in the movies round I ask a question relating to adult films, eg. identity the genuine title from a list of three, which to bevvied Australian blokes is the funniest concept of all time.

I'm finding it hard coming up with new questions (sorry), and knowing the collective wit of the GOT community I thought I'd ask for suggestions. My favourite fake titles so far are;

Planet of the Gapes
The Squirt Locker
Bi-Curious George

Thanks in anticipation and apologies if this is an inappropriate thread, mods will totally understand if this gets wiped (sorry).

 

[chicoazul]

*places tea cup down very slowly*

 

[ste d' indica]

*places tea cup down very slowly*

Doesn't sound very racy that one.

 

[JLW]

Shaving Ryan’s private’s

 

[Nymzee]

The Lord of the Rings. Works without a change; best film going.

 

[chicoazul]

Schindler’s Fist.

 

[chicoazul]

Harry Slotter.

 

[Willie Thorne]

Locks, cocks, and two smoking Carols.

 

[chicoazul]

The Poor Wank Redemption.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

1 Night In China

Yikes just realised thats a real one... soz @Mikey_Fitzgerald

 

[tsubaki]

Shaven Samurai

 

[Kurt.]

Weapons of ass destruction

 

[Kurt.]

Forest Hump

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The Naked Bum

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The Boner Collector