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[Cena]

FIXED like this?

Just joking mate x

Your lucky I like you Longy lid x

 

[Elong]

Your lucky I like you Longy lid x

Haha, I'll tell you what else, it's not updates as such, but older people on your facebook making weird or awkward jokes and comments that only they get and stop anyone from basically commenting on your status/video. Got a work colleague who nearly stalks me like this, but haven't got the heart to unfriend them. Koff weirdos!

 

[chicoazul]

Hahaha. Number 2.

 

[icburns]

Number 2 makes me fume haha. Seen that a lot.

Number 2? Making fume?

If that was an intentional juxtaposition, then hats off to you, sir.

 

[Roztitute]

Number 2? Making fume?

If that was an intentional juxtaposition, then hats off to you, sir.

You know how I roll burnsy!

 

[Azzurri]

Sleeping naked tonight, too hot.

Translation: I'm a whore.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I'd like to add something I call "threadjacking". This is when you post something legitimately funny, and some random person see this thread as an opportunity to ask how you are and tell you how long it's been since they've seen you, ruining any momentum said thread might have had.

FUME

 

[Degs62]

I'd like to add something I call "threadjacking". This is when you post something legitimately funny, and some random person see this thread as an opportunity to ask how you are and tell you how long it's been since they've seen you, ruining any momentum said thread might have had.

FUME

Hi JDawg, long time since we touched base, how are things with you, did you slot the Ginge?

 

[johnnydawg68]

Hi JDawg, long time since we touched base, how are things with you, did you slot the Ginge?

Hiya Degz. Getting together Sunday night. We'll see.

 

[Degs62]

Hiya Degz. Getting together Sunday night. We'll see.

I'm well impressed at how you swerved the irony post, good hunting Sunday, don't forget the riding crop.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I'm well impressed at how you swerved the irony post, good hunting Sunday, don't forget the riding crop.

Haha tbh, it was so clever you slipped it right by me!

 

[Bigmaclad]

Number 2 makes me fume almost as much as hashtags on facebook.

 

[Cena]

Number 2 makes me fume almost as much as hashtags on facebook.

Do you fume when people say hashtag in the flesh? Must admit that annoys me