Face it guys, we're screwed

Bruce Wayne · January 9, 2009

A woman can subconsciously tell when a man is sexually attracted to her by the smell of his sweat, a new study claims.

Smell of men's sweat reveals if he is aroused, study shows - Telegraph

Bloody women know everything, can't even sweat in peace now :lol:

steevie · January 9, 2009

Bruce Wayne said:
A woman can subconsciously tell when a man is sexually attracted to her by the smell of his sweat, a new study claims.

Smell of men's sweat reveals if he is aroused, study shows - Telegraph

Bloody women know everything, can't even sweat in peace now

Throwing my Lynx away.

Bruce Wayne · January 9, 2009

Lynx is useless anyway apparently :lol:

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/ale-house/11279-lynx-effect-all-mind.html

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · January 9, 2009

the give away is that it's coming from his palms and he cant stop readjusting his kecks to hide his "attraction indicator" and lets face it what better compliment is there for a woman, what better ego boost than givin' a bloke a bonk-on.

Fassbasstd · January 9, 2009

Allways wondered why women give my nob a good sniff before munchin' on it!

steevie · January 9, 2009

Fassbasstd said:
Allways wondered why women give my nob a good sniff before munchin' on it!

Lucky bugger lol.

BlackToffee · January 9, 2009

Bruce Wayne said:
Lynx is useless anyway apparently

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/ale-house/11279-lynx-effect-all-mind.html

Lynx was useless from creation. Pongs and a babe reverse magnet.

Seamus Colemole · January 9, 2009

BlackToffee said:
Lynx was useless from creation. Pongs and a babe reverse magnet.

Rubbish. I sprayed some on last night and within minutes of leaving the house i was surrounded by 50 amourous females and i have literally only just finished bonking them all.

steevie · January 9, 2009

deathbyropeandglass said:
Rubbish. I sprayed some on last night and within minutes of leaving the house i was surrounded by 50 amourous females and i have literally only just finished bonking them all.

Pure Class mate, bet your dicks sore though (y)

Slight_Return · January 12, 2009

What you advertising now bruce? what reps are you 'bumping' into at work?

Gazdalf · January 13, 2009

It is not exactly a revelation though is it. The smell is of course going to be alcohol.

When a bloke has alcohol he is normally sexually attracted to most organisms with a pulse.

If you can smell alcohol near a man then he is due to be, or already is sexually prepared to fight any swamp donkey.