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Matt Damon · February 21, 2012

CHELSEA

Terry out for 6 to 8 weeks with knee injury - requires surgery

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17113685

Azzurri · February 21, 2012

SUNDERLAND

Are gash and will be smashed aside by the iron fist of Marouane Fellaini.

chicoazul · February 21, 2012

Are Sunderland in the Premiership these days?

We hit the jackpot being drawn them in the last eight.

icburns · February 21, 2012

Azzurri said:
SUNDERLAND

Are gash and will be smashed aside by the iron fist of Marouane Fellaini.

His hair is actually steel wool. Fun fact.

The T-Dex · February 22, 2012

icburns said:
His hair is actually steel wool. Fun fact.

His hair down below is equally impressive

BlueNoseJim · February 22, 2012

AdamDex1878 said:
His hair down below is equally impressive

Do you think he even has a knob? I reckon it's just like a massive ball of hair that seeps piss when needs be. Kind of like a piss soaked sponge being squeezed.

met069 · February 22, 2012

BlueNoseJim said:
Do you think he even has a knob? I reckon it's just like a massive ball of hair that seeps piss when needs be. Kind of like a piss soaked sponge being squeezed.

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The T-Dex · February 22, 2012

BlueNoseJim said:
Do you think he even has a knob? I reckon it's just like a massive ball of hair that seeps piss when needs be. Kind of like a piss soaked sponge being squeezed.

I think of it as like a doorway to Narnia, the further you delve into his matted curly locks you get closer to this world

BlueNoseJim · February 22, 2012

AdamDex1878 said:
I think of it as like a doorway to Narnia, the further you delve into his matted curly locks you get closer to this world

But does this world have the method of urination I suggested?

The T-Dex · February 22, 2012

Pisses out his arse i think

Pat's Van · February 22, 2012

time to rename this thread Damo.

"Felli's P!ssy Ball 'Fro Thread" should do

Chang Elephant · February 22, 2012

Stevenage

nothing to report

bluejock · February 22, 2012

Liverpool.

The root of all evil. Still. No one knows whether or not Pol Pot liked football but if he did, he'd have had a season ticket in the Kop.

EFCNIK · February 22, 2012

Hitler was a kopite. Everyone knows this. If you support Liverpool you are advocating the holocaust.

Dispicable if you ask me.

(Hopes for a red lurker to copy and paste into RAWK for popcorn)