abelard
Player Valuation: £35m
Great idea and just what the game needs.
Most of the objections I read are from Millennials who watch too much foreign football and obsess over greasy footballers diving to get opposition sent off as though it's acceptable. I can only deduct these zero hour contract deserving wastrels are too absorbed in their WWE - the box room dwelling virgins - and want some of the crap acting to cross over into football.
Shut up and watch the game lads. No one is arsed that you can grow a beard or that you've got a pikacho in your sleeve tattoo you weird little lazy gremlins.
tirelessly emulating your crotchety uncle, despite being born in the 80s.
got me to chortle.