My friend and I got drunk and designed a team on Pro Evolution Soccer. They were also a quasi-religious cult and their god was a sentient polar bear whose only emotions were anger and needing ice cream. The core philosophy of this religion was pre-emptive revenge, or exacting vengeance before someone has done anything to deserve it, hence the name Prevengers. We were were pretty drunk. I even have a jersey, and we're sponsored by Hall and Oates.
