Hi Jon! Can you tell us about the physical demands on a referee in the modern game?
Wow! Hot stuff! I imagine you have to work hard to keep up with the players, huh?
Ah, well we all make the odd mistake...
Oh. Well. Let's change the subject. That new spray foam you guys use looks fun.
Oh. It isn't going well, really, is it?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an assistant area manager for Matalan?
Thought that would cheer you up. Remember that time you impressed Yaya Toure with your enormous genitals?
Bet you felt pretty good about that?
What kind of effort does it take to carry those bad boys?
Crikey! Does that have an impact on your running style?
I see. Well, thanks for chatting, Jonny. Want to show use your super best favourite kind of salute before you leave?
Wow.