Had a chance to chat with young Craig about this afternoon:
Hi Craig!! I suppose we should get right into a controversy that wouldn't have been missed by many Evertonians - your allowing of Coutinho's offside winner for Liverpool vs Bournemouth earlier this season. What was going through your mind at the time?
Are you saying James Milner threatened to kick your children if you refused? Crikey, that's awful. I assume they're only young. How tall are they?
Tiny! And how tall are you these days?
Close enough, Craig! Some people say their wives glow when they're pregnant. How did your wife look?
Oh, okay. And what did you do when you found out you were going to be a father?
I see. Well, we all deal with things in our own way. It been rumoured that Seb Larsson is your favourite singer. Is this true?
Nice! You clearly enjoy yourself when a man is standing behind you.
What?
Wow. Okay, sorry. Let's change subject. What's the most important talent a referee needs?
Blowing a little black whistle? Interesting. Is that the same one Clattenburg uses or is his a bit bi...
Oh, hi Mark. Just talking about you. I didn't realise you two live together?
Erm, okay. Sorry, would you two like me to leave now?
I... um... okay, I'll be off. Thanks for you both taking the time out of your busy schedules.
Hi Craig!! I suppose we should get right into a controversy that wouldn't have been missed by many Evertonians - your allowing of Coutinho's offside winner for Liverpool vs Bournemouth earlier this season. What was going through your mind at the time?
Are you saying James Milner threatened to kick your children if you refused? Crikey, that's awful. I assume they're only young. How tall are they?
Tiny! And how tall are you these days?
Close enough, Craig! Some people say their wives glow when they're pregnant. How did your wife look?
Oh, okay. And what did you do when you found out you were going to be a father?
I see. Well, we all deal with things in our own way. It been rumoured that Seb Larsson is your favourite singer. Is this true?
Nice! You clearly enjoy yourself when a man is standing behind you.
What?
Wow. Okay, sorry. Let's change subject. What's the most important talent a referee needs?
Blowing a little black whistle? Interesting. Is that the same one Clattenburg uses or is his a bit bi...
Oh, hi Mark. Just talking about you. I didn't realise you two live together?
Erm, okay. Sorry, would you two like me to leave now?
I... um... okay, I'll be off. Thanks for you both taking the time out of your busy schedules.
