Everton Vampire

[SerenityNigh]

W T F

 

[Azzurri]

What do you mean WTF?

It’s right there. He’s a bloodthirsty vampire.

 

[ilikecheese]

Must be decent in the air.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

He's terrible at crosses though.

I'll get me coat.

 

[ilikecheese]

Only available for night games.

It's a no for me.

 

[verreauxi]

Imagine seducing your victims by sucking them dry and then leaving them with nothing to show for it.

 

[Tramps_mate]

To be honest it's not really joke worthy is it lads? He's murdered at least 10 children..

 

[PhilM]

Although it hasn't been implemented in nearly thirty-five years, Kenya has the death penalty.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

To be honest it's not really joke worthy is it lads? He's murdered at least 10 children..

Yet he'd get a better reception as Everton manager than Senor Benitez in some quarters I'd wager.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

To be honest it's not really joke worthy is it lads? He's murdered at least 10 children..

I checked out the rest of the twitter story and it's gruesome.

Second thing, this is an official law enforcement thread and it's really sensationalized the story, wish I hadn't seen any part of this.

 

[Nymzee]

It’s super dangerous to drink someone else’s blood.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

It’s super dangerous to drink someone else’s blood.

But safer than having someone drink your own?

 

[Nymzee]

But safer than having someone drink your own?

Well you’d have to lose a lot to die from it depending on the wound. Was more just a general comment; read about it years ago out of curiosity; you can contract all sorts doing it.

 

[longers]

The appointment of FSW has really sent some of us over the edge

 

[Ollie d]

The appointment of FSW has really sent some of us over the edge

Four years ago it started, Fat Sam's appointment really twisted his head!