Everton v The Sh*te

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Under 18's.Just thought I would share this.Finch Farm today.

Everton v The Sh*te

Referee Mr.P.Dermott (Wigan! Yep,Wigan)

Started off well though under pressure from the sh*te half of the city.The kids went up 2-0 until we had a sending off from a Ref who I'd spoken with earlier.Turned out to be a big Wigan fan.So I thought 'Great stuff,that'll do us'.Wrong!:huh:
The sh*te clawed one back.then a red card to us.Penalty.bollocks!2-2
The sh*te being the sh*te got another from the spot after some moaning and whinging from them.Some things will never change.we began to hit them back but just couldnt get it in the net.Story of our Derbies all over I think.

result- us 2 Sh*te 3

Everton from-Davies,Nsiala,Garbutt,Mustafi,Duffy,Wallace,Donegan,Akpan,McAleny,Baxter,Craig,Forshaw,Bidwell,Orenuga,Hope,Dobie.

Liverpool from-16 W**k**s no one ever heard of.Dogleish & Lee both in attendance.Wank*rs.
 
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tomainzy said:
Under 18's.Just thought I would share this.Finch Farm today.

Everton v The Sh*te

Referee Mr.P.Dermott (Wigan! Yep,Wigan)

Started off well though under pressure from the sh*te half of the city.The kids went up 2-0 until we had a sending off from a Ref who I'd spoken with earlier.Turned out to be a big Wigan fan.So I thought 'Great stuff,that'll do us'.Wrong!:huh:
The sh*te clawed one back.then a red card to us.Penalty.bollocks!2-2
The sh*te being the sh*te got another from the spot after some moaning and whinging from them.Some things will never change.we began to hit them back but just couldnt get it in the net.Story of our Derbies all over I think.

result- us 2 Sh*te 3

Everton from-Davies,Nsiala,Garbutt,Mustafi,Duffy,Wallace,Donegan,Akpan,McAleny,Baxter,Craig,Forshaw,Bidwell,Orenuga,Hope,Dobie.

Liverpool from-16 W**k**s no one ever heard of.Dogleish & Lee both in attendance.Wank*rs.
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How did they play?
 
The match referee, from Wigan. :lol:

you couldn't make it up.

'Does this mean a Liverpool side has beaten an Everton one THREE times this season.

The horror. :o
 

Philw said:
How did they play?
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Suprisingly well!The Sh*te had the 1st 20 mins until we put one in the net.After that they had a few attacks but nothing that the back 4 couldnt deal with.It just seemed to be Everton wanting it and applying the pressure.Jose did/does a great job as skipper...even giving the Ref the odd F & and indeed Jeff:P .
As I said,only for being down to 10 men for the most and 2 penalties,they looked like they couldnt score in a Brothel with 2 'bags of sand' in their back pockets.
A point to note-had a discussion about the waiter with one of the Sh*te's academy (Joke shop) staff.He cant understand how Benitez is still there.I know.Its called massed mental telepathy from Evertonians everywhere:D
 
Upper Sturry Sherbets said:
The match referee, from Wigan. :lol:

you couldn't make it up.

'Does this mean a Liverpool side has beaten an Everton one THREE times this season.

The horror. :o
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Yeah I know m8.HOW?:huh:there's no justice is there?Still,lets not dote on it.We'll finish above them this season...I can FEEL it in my lucky Everton Undercrackers!STILL LOVE THAT AVATAR OF YOURS:lol:
 
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