Match Thread Everton v Nottingham Forest - Pre-Match Chat, Match Report & MotM Poll

Everton Man of the Match


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I'm going to enjoy tonight.

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But....

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....2-0 Forest
 
Exactly this, just because your bird has started getting saggy front and rear, you can stop caring. You have to turn up with some tickets to a show, a booking at a nice restaurant, and mr Bumble standing to attention to let her see that you still care. And hope, against all the ofda, that the flabby old boot sorts herself out and goes back to the Pilates classes.

So, suck your bellies in, comb your hair over the bald patch, put on your Tanga briefs and squeeze back into those strides that haven't fitted you for seven years, we’re off on the lash with a promise at the end of it ;)
No mate you go and meet a nicer girl. I'm off to support Madrid
 

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