Chang Elephant
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Doesn't matter who it is, statistically some baldy fascist no mark with crusted semen stains all over his Gerrard wall poster, and an LFC single duvet cover. Or maybe even Clattenberg if bets have been placed on the Big R.
We've had the ball in the merde's net on many occasions and the refs have decide otherwiseNowt any ref can do if we just [Poor language removed] them.
What a nightmare collection those lot are ? Bad memoriesClattenburg as ref, with Clive Thomas & Alan Robinson running the line. Collina can be 4th official.
Be ace Eggs if forty odd years of hurt resulted in six pens for us,even we should then manage to stick away a couplelollollol....we won't get a pen no matter who it is.
No friend of ours etc etcAnyone barring Mason, Probert or Friend ffs
A nice red card with a lovely red ribbon for the Dj batterer would be perfect.Gerrard's last derby, right? I'm sure the ref, whoever it is, will be doing all he can to give him a nice send off....
Be nice tho, and Baines gives the ball to Kevin,and says there you go mate,have some of that.....we won't get a pen no matter who it is.