Everton to have an audience with the Pope

[SimonB]

If we still had Tim Howard there'd be a joke in this about crosses.. I'm too drunk though.

 

[witchdoc187]

Which match is he coming too?

 

[RFUS]

hypocritical bigoted and small minded religion.

By the same yardstick I think almost all major religions would fit this description.

 

[tommye]

Which match is he coming too?

Be a youth team game...

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Be a youth team game...

Now Tommye you're going to make Dr Baxter upset again.

 

[tommye]

Now Tommye you're going to make Dr Baxter upset again.

He can pray for me and my rotten soul.

 

[silent bob]

Be a youth team game...

Wow. Funny but still...

 

[Steve Wigan]

The whole thing is a typo. Its not a Papal audience she's going to, its a Paypal audience...we're selling obstructed views on eBay

 

[Seathestars]

I preferred Pope JP

I miss those days of throwing bricks at the Orange Lodge on Netherfield Road, its full of Prostitutes now, nothing changed except the girls don't march in a band.

 

[Eggs]

....any help is much appreciated.

 

[Pejic300]

Where's @Mrtallywacker when you need him?
I'm hoping that every new signing in the January window is announced by a puff of white smoke from St. Luke's.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Paddy and Murphy go to see the pope, as they get to the Vatican they are just shutting the gates and wont let anyone else in to see him.
Paddy says " i've not come all dis way and not even see de fella Murph, lets climb up da wall and sneek a peek tru the winda."
so they climb up and peer through the window of the popes bedroom, as they do the Pope collapses and dies from a heart attack right in front of them.

" be jesus Paddy he's dead, ssssssh says Murphy, ive got an idea, no one will find him til the morning , lets get to the bookies at home and put a sly bet on the pope dying, last time i checked it was 5000-1"

next afternoon Paddy is walking to the bookies to get his winnings, he walks in the bookies and shouts to all his mates " see i told ya i had a dream the pope would die and it has happened, 5000 pund i have won......they all clap and say well in Paddy...."has anybody seen Murphy he asks" .......little George in the corner shouts........" he's already been Paddy but he never won anything" ......." whys dat he put the same bet on as me" Paddy shouts......George says " no no Paddy you know Murphy likes a gamble so he put it in a double with the Archbishop of Cantebury "

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Is this Kenwrights new play?

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Where's @Mrtallywacker when you need him?
I'm hoping that every new signing in the January window is announced by a puff of white smoke from St. Luke's.

James 1:17
Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.