Everton Set Piece Disorder (ESPD)

[Efcjake]

Gylface Bjorkersson was signed and we have all seen him whip in excellent excellent service both for Swansea and Iceland. Heck I even remember his dead balls being ace at Reading absolutely beards ago.

It's not just him of course.

Ross Barkley. Born with it.

Leighton Baines tried to fight it off but his age has seen late onset ESPD.

Mikel Arteta thought he'd been immunised against it in Spain but that soon wore out.

There's many many more who have been and still seem to be affected bu this cruel and painful disease.

ESPD - Donate now to help this serious serious problem.

Why are we crap at set pieces though? I mean the lack of actual striker is obvious but we've been crap at them for many a year now.

SigFace is good at them. He is. But not in an Everton shirt. Yet.

Why?

As soon as I seen him hit the first man today I let out a massive sigh and resigned myself to the inevitable. It is amazing how quick ESPD can be contracted.

 

[Efcjake]

That is a top negged gif.

 

[ijjysmith]

As soon as I seen him hit the first man today I let out a massive sigh and resigned myself to the inevitable. It is amazing how quick ESPD can be contracted.

His onset of the condition so soon is worrying.

 

[Efcjake]

His onset of the condition so soon is worrying.

I turned to one of the lads I'd recently introduced to the blues during Martinez' first year and had to explain to him what firstman-itis is.

Worrying stuff.

 

[NewRadical]

As soon as I seen him hit the first man today I let out a massive sigh and resigned myself to the inevitable. It is amazing how quick ESPD can be contracted.

It appears to be an air born virus contracted only at Finch Farm.

 

[marsh]

They don't count anyway apparently

 

[Efcjake]

It appears to be an air born virus contracted only at Finch Farm.

I want them looking over what's being put in the food. Have we got some kopite dinner ladies at Finch Farm spreading this round?

 

[MACCA75]

Was looking forward to some good inswinging corners from Gylfi - and then Baines was taking them from the left?

 

[Groucho]

Gylface Bjorkersson was signed

I missed that one mate.

Was he signed with the Arteta money? Is that where it went?

 

[ah11984]

Who's he even actually got to target in the current team... Keane, and erm....

 

[Dario Terracotta]

First man syndrome.

Arteta started thislol

 

[ijjysmith]

Who's he even actually got to target in the current team... Keane, and erm....

Should just shoot from corners if he's all that.