Everton related dreams you have had

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The weirdest one was one I had quite recently.

I can't remember all of it but the basics are this.

I was surrounded by Moyes, Roman Abrahmovic, a few football managers like Dave Jones and Sam Allardyce. I went and told Roman something and David got the hump, and he ended up being sacked. His face went red and he was angry at me, and in my dream I felt guilty at what I'd done.

Really guilty.

Roman was sitting in a non-flying helicopter while all this happened.

I then looked at Sam Allardyce but I didn't want him as manager so I walked over to Dave Jones (we were all in an aeroplane by this time). For some reason the dream felt so real, I felt like licking his ass and being nice to him even though I didn't want him as manager.

So I said out loud (in my thoughts in my dream) now there's a man who could be Everton manager towards him and he smiled back to me. It was like Roman was our owner and wanted me to pick the manager.

We were all then in an aeroplane but Roman had spy-like equipment where he could hear what everyone was saying at the back of the plane. So I kept shush and everyone was tense.

We then crashed into central London, and a little helicopter came out of the plane and crashed into a bus stop, killing a bunch of pedestrians.

Lol.

What are your favourite and non-favourite Everton dreams?
 

Back in 95 15 at the time told me mum and dad i dreamt everton won the fa cup. Dad went out and put a tenner on at 20/1. As we know they did and dad gave me £200. RESULT as i had never had that much money ever
 
Had a vivid dream that me and my dad went to a game v Arsenal. We were sat in the park end, but the seating was flat and it was all school desks and chairs. At half time we decided to walk outside the main stand where we spoke with Paris Hilton and a famous man who I cant remember (no idea why) and they asked us if we wanted to come into the exec box. We declined. There was a massive scoreboard, like bigger than anything ever and the score was 2 1 to Arsenal. Didnt see any goals, or any of the match. Weirdest dream ever.
 
royal_blue said:
The weirdest one was one I had quite recently.

I can't remember all of it but the basics are this.

I was surrounded by Moyes, Roman Abrahmovic, a few football managers like Dave Jones and Sam Allardyce. I went and told Roman something and David got the hump, and he ended up being sacked. His face went red and he was angry at me, and in my dream I felt guilty at what I'd done.

Really guilty.

Roman was sitting in a non-flying helicopter while all this happened.

I then looked at Sam Allardyce but I didn't want him as manager so I walked over to Dave Jones (we were all in an aeroplane by this time). For some reason the dream felt so real, I felt like licking his ass and being nice to him even though I didn't want him as manager.

So I said out loud (in my thoughts in my dream) now there's a man who could be Everton manager towards him and he smiled back to me. It was like Roman was our owner and wanted me to pick the manager.

We were all then in an aeroplane but Roman had spy-like equipment where he could hear what everyone was saying at the back of the plane. So I kept shush and everyone was tense.

We then crashed into central London, and a little helicopter came out of the plane and crashed into a bus stop, killing a bunch of pedestrians.

Lol.

What are your favourite and non-favourite Everton dreams?
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What kind of extra mature super strong cheese have you been having on your toast mate?
 
keverton said:
Back in 95 15 at the time told me mum and dad i dreamt everton won the fa cup. Dad went out and put a tenner on at 20/1. As we know they did and dad gave me £200. RESULT as i had never had that much money ever
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That is awesome, I wonder if I will have sex with Rihanna one day then.
 

Walking towards some generic ground to watch the blues. I noticed Bill Kenwright walking behind me dressed in Josephs technicolour dreamcoat. I stopped him and got him to speak to my brother on my mobile. I kept telling my bro not to have a go at Bill about funds. Strange dream. Can't remember much else about it but it was only last week.
 
I posted my dreams in an Everton Inception thread...I think one was about Jagielka being sold, but I didn't like that so I changed him into his younger brother who was rubbish and had a mullet. I also had one where, during the derby game there was a goal line scramble and someone (Cahill or me?) slid in as Reina pounced. The crowd thought it was an everton goal but unfortunately replays showed it was Reina's decapitated head that crossed the line.....it was later re-attached after some treatment.
 

I had a dream that craig short was shouting at me for no reason. I also had a dream that i was back in the forces and paul rideout and I had to sneak through this jungle with things chasing us. My favourite dream though was falling out of a building onto what looked like a cycling velodrome and diego maradona asking me for a kick around. I played the game of my life then we cut our hands and became blood brothers.
 

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