Everton Medical Staff Appreciation Thread

[john jako]

Just have to post to say how good of a medical set up we have. The finest in the country.

 

[tommye]

I'd euthanise the majority of the squad if I was in their position

 

[john jako]

I'd euthanise the majority of the squad if I was in their position

Fantastic word that.

Firing squad would suffice with many of them.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Jesus everyone is getting it tonight, tea lady be next

 

[tommye]

Fantastic word that.

Firing squad would suffice with many of them.

Oh god no. I'd want to watch the useless shower of shog dit suffering unbearable pain somewhere up towards the levels we have endured over the last 25 or so years.

Kin bellends

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The tea at goodison seems to be getting worse.
Heads should roll.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I'd euthanise the majority of the squad if I was in their position

Let’s not be hasty and destroy the impact.

One by one and see if there is a corresponding rise in results. Just like The Apprentice, some weeks will call for multiple ‘expulsions’ to regain squad attention but eventually you engender a winning mentality.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

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[Paul Rideout]

I'd euthanise the majority of the squad if I was in their position

they’d Probably get that wrong too.

 

[davek]

The signings made since Brands tiped up:

extended injury periods for Bernard, Gbamin, Mina, with Delph and Gomes in and out of the team.

That's 5 of the 9 players he's signed unavailable on a regular basis.

 

[KaiserEFC]

The signings made since Brands tiped up:

extended injury periods for Bernard, Gbamin, Mina, with Delph and Gomes in and out of the team.

That's 5 of the 9 players he's signed unavailable on a regular basis.

I’m not being funny but injuries are hardly a new thing are they? James McCarthy spent more time on the treatment table than the pitch ffs

 

[Catfish Blues]

I’m not being funny but injuries are hardly a new thing are they? James McCarthy spent more time on the treatment table than the pitch ffs

Bloody Martinez, signing crocks like McCarthy, Alcaraz, Kone and Besic.
Not forgetting McGreedy, who was either injured, fat or useless, and quite often, all three at once.

 

[degsy]

The signings made since Brands tiped up:

extended injury periods for Bernard, Gbamin, Mina, with Delph and Gomes in and out of the team.

That's 5 of the 9 players he's signed unavailable on a regular basis.

Why do you think they were relatively cheap, we got a potential sicknote discount

 

[Hibbo]

Just have to post to say how good of a medical set up we have. The finest in the country.

Did they fix your leg?

 

[Yarrgh]

The signings made since Brands tiped up:

extended injury periods for Bernard, Gbamin, Mina, with Delph and Gomes in and out of the team.

That's 5 of the 9 players he's signed unavailable on a regular basis.

Mina and Gomes came in with a checkered recent injury history didn't they? So they were gambles. I also remember something about Bernard - or was it that he hadn't had a pre-season or played for a while (due to an old injury)? My memory is hazy!

Gbamin was a muscle injury - and apparently has had a set back in training. Is this on Everton's medical and training set up? Potentially yes. And Delph it appears has had a career with a few serious injuries thrown in so it should be expected he is out for periods of time.

Apart from Gbamin I think that is fair comment in terms of Brand's recruitiment policy. 4 new players identified for the first team with injury concerns is a very big gamble when you started with a team that doesn't have a good enough first 11, let alone squad. Then again, risks have to be taken given that the club has 'slipped in profile' and isn't getting first (or any) choice at the best players available. At this moment,

I'd say the gamble is not paying off. If he'd have gotten the same ratio of 'injury prone' players to 'healthy' ones, but gotten in another 4 first teamers, then we might have a critical mass of healthy decent players and rotation of risky ones to have made an impact this season.