Everton Haiku

[COYBL25]

Did I structure it wrong?

It was too short from what I can gather

 

[SerenityNigh]

Only hardcore haiku will be recognised in this thread.

Give me multiple
Syllables she said, or I’ll
Find a new poet

 

[Black Belt Jones]

Brass monkeys
on the balcony. Forgot
the big coat.

 

[larbert toffee]

I hate all our ex players
More and more as I get older
I have a big chip on my shoulder
I hate my life

Your self awareness is remarkably accurate BLF and your contemporary poetry is an art in itself, do you have a book coming out?

 

[Eggs]

Lids a proper haiku has
to have seventeen words with three lines
in five seven five formation

...I think you’re getting mixed up with Sudoko, Degsy.

 

[kev]

The blues win the league.
World War three breaks out next day.
That's Everton that.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

The blues win the league.
World War three breaks out next day.
That's Everton that.

Outstanding. They’re supposed to have a decisive and/or stark payoff aren’t they? I’m sure I read that, so ticks all the boxes.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Jags bicycle kick.
Davek spun round in his grave,
No captain of mine.

 

[Boss_Blue]

@Efcjake

 

[SerenityNigh]

It’s time to see these
Take points from across the Park
Up the f*cking Toffs

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

We lose to poor teams
We draw with those above us
I still smell the fumes