Everton Haiku

[Boss_Blue]

Poor young Ross Barkley.
Driven away by the fans,
Turn Ross you fat tit.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Leon the rat Turk.
David Moyes favourite grass,
Shoots like a sick child.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Our Bramley Moore Dock.
A crown jewel on the Mersey,
In twenty forty.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Fat Sam Allardyce.
Pint of gravy in trotter,
I was hard done by.

 

[Moomin]

He is flowering now, he needed to be loved by the fans and his talent will flourish.

Bit out of order from young Ross saying the fans at Stamford Bridge are better and more knowledgeable.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Phil 'highlights' Neville.
I swear my dad's not a nonce,
God I despise you.

 

[sageyefc]

Phil Neville is a grass
His dad is a sex pest
His brother is a t@



Did I do it right ?

 

[RomanReigns]

The New Zealand rugby team does it before every game

Imagine if we did it too

Would instill fear into all of our opponents

 

[Boss_Blue]

Phil Neville is a grass
His dad is a sex pest
His brother is a t@



Did I do it right ?

It's the sentiment that counts.

 

[originalgreaserbob]

The New Zealand rugby team does it before every game

Imagine if we did it too

Would instill fear into all of our opponents

That's not even close to being a haiku.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Thread in the ale house.
Such an untimely demise,
No fun on matchday.

 

[Vegas Toffee Girl]

This is going to be one of my favorite threads!

My heart skips a beat.
Gomes working his magic,
The future is bright.

 

[Vegas Toffee Girl]

The unsung hero.
A workhorse of a player,
Gana is the man.

 

[DanB90]

Fk off Walsh
You nonce

 

[RomanReigns]

Fk off Walsh
You nonce

We have a winner