Holden
Player Valuation: £500k
Everton are proud to announce their Football Summer school. This will be of interest to prospective managers, players and fans alike. The topics will include:
Management (Day 1)
1) How to polish a turd
2) The history of the word "phenomenal"
3) Buy a player, bench a player
4) Influencing - how to get a player to apologise for speaking the truth
Footballing skills (Day 2)
5) How to defend a corner/cross/anything
6) How to score from a corner
7) How to hit a barn door (with bonus session on penalty taking)
8) How to pass in a straight line
9) Goalkeeping - "flap is back"
For the Fans (Day 3)
10) How to hire a plane and make a banner
11) What flavour of bleach tastes best?
12) Pineapple on pizza. Is it ever acceptable (no)?
13) Cheese on toast?
Please register your interest here as Summer starts early this year. Please also let us know what topics you would like us to cover.
Management (Day 1)
1) How to polish a turd
2) The history of the word "phenomenal"
3) Buy a player, bench a player
4) Influencing - how to get a player to apologise for speaking the truth
Footballing skills (Day 2)
5) How to defend a corner/cross/anything
6) How to score from a corner
7) How to hit a barn door (with bonus session on penalty taking)
8) How to pass in a straight line
9) Goalkeeping - "flap is back"
For the Fans (Day 3)
10) How to hire a plane and make a banner
11) What flavour of bleach tastes best?
12) Pineapple on pizza. Is it ever acceptable (no)?
13) Cheese on toast?
Please register your interest here as Summer starts early this year. Please also let us know what topics you would like us to cover.
