Please try not to swear mate.For those who gave me some constructive criticism: It was something that I composed for fun while hearing to that song. I didn't say, that you Need to sing in Goodison. I was just interested if you find it completly s**t or good.
And this shanty i've posted (If you like it or not) is just a sample for the melody. Forget about the text.
Otherwise, good luck in your songwriting endeavours.