GK Martyn - Arguably one of our most important signings of the last decade, after a string of gash keepers failed to replace Nev
RB Hibbo - Consistent as ****, never going to grab the headlines but will very rarely let you down
LB Baines - Most important played in the squad right now and the only player that could keep Pistone out of a dream team
CH Jags - Ignoring his woeful passing, solid as a rock at the back, a highly dependable centre half
CH Weir - Getting on a bit even when he came to us but his reading of a game more than makes up for lack of pace
RW Coleman - He's been pretty good, not exactly world class but the best right winger we've had in the last decade
LW Pienaar - His link up play and understanding with Baines were out of this world. Struggling now without Baines though
CM Arteta - Even though he's gone and broke my heart, at his best he's probably the best player I've ever seen at Everton*
CM Carsley - No words needed.
CF Yakubu - Like RFUS said, first season Yak was a monster
CF Rooney - Even though he's a prick he's pretty good at footy. Plus his transfer money transformed the club
Subs Howard, Lescott(prick) Fellaini Big Dunc Osman Saha
*I missed our best times in the 80's so he's the best I've seen play