Everton cocktail of doom

[Deleted member 28206]

A Liverpool win
An Everton loss
A liverpool mega signing

Virgins who play Fifa and want the next foetus from Monaco to sign ASAP.

this "insta" generation make me sick

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Kenwright and Elstone!

 

[chicoazul]

Millennials come gather here, you scruffy Lower Gwladys lazy hyperbole spouting over-reactive dumb wastrels.

 

[ijjysmith]

Demanding a young player be in the first team. But he's absolutely awful.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Kenwright and Elstone!

To be honest mate, I'd take 20 odd years experience as a chairman and whatever it is Bob does over a few virgins in Yeezys who've digested the most recent podcast on European footy and fancy themselves. Know what I mean?

 

[chrissyjack]

The whingers that post a milli-second after Everton concede . The rest of us just laugh .

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Yeah I'm getting old and starting to become a little curmudgeonly, but with good reason. As far I can see this is Everton's first real season in the premier league. We have never spent like this. Never had players of this caliber or an manager of this experience.

Yet people, or these insta toads want more? Takes a while lids. You can't swipe right and get a trophy.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

To be honest mate, I'd take 20 odd years experience as a chairman and whatever it is Bob does over a few virgins in Yeezys who've digested the most recent podcast on European footy and fancy themselves. Know what I mean?

Was a bit tongue in cheek to tell you the truth mate, actually think BK has done really well this transfer window.

 

[B17BLG]

Christ on a bike

 

[Jamiednm]

Boss thread title

 

[chicoazul]

Everton tweeting the team news that doesn't contain the players the virgins have in their FIFA teams, playing in their exact formation.

 

[aazak]

Barman asked me if I wanted a slice of lemon - told him I was bitter enough already.

 

[chrissyjack]

Yeah I'm getting old and starting to become a little curmudgeonly, but with good reason. As far I can see this is Everton's first real season in the premier league. We have never spent like this. Never had players of this caliber or an manager of this experience.

Yet people, or these insta toads want more? Takes a while lids. You can't swipe right and get a trophy.

But that russian fella bought Chelsea and they won the league. Then those arabs bought Man City and they won the league . Our Persian overlord hasn't won the league yet . MOSHIRI OUT !!!! and stuff

 

[Bungle]

Darron Gibson and Oumar Niasse in a Nissan GTR and Pookie on a bicycle.

 

[Professor Toffee]