Distin is Goodison's Denzel.
Back at work with my Everton calendar today...
Oh the irony of March...
Moyes and Drenthe.
Right here goes.
January
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Howard and Mucha
February
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Jagielka and Straqualursi
March
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Moyes and Drenthe
April
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Baines and Saha
May
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Distin and Barkley
June
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Fellaini and Bilyaletdinov
July
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Osman and Hibbert
August
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Rodwell and Anichebe
September
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Neville and Baxter (bit weird)
October
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Cahill and Gueye
November
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Coleman and Round (Jesus wept)
December
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Heitinga and Vellios (Fap month)
Hope you have who you want on your month.
You could argue only about 5/6 of them start for us regularly and 4 of them aren't even our players
but his sister got him the calendar for crimbo, would be a bit sly to start moaning at her for that