everton are like the chic you cant get over

[blue to the bone]

keep buildin up your hopes, keep breakin our hearts but we cant give up on it.. like a fookin drug

 

[Roztitute]

Yea the feeling when we lost was kinda like getting dumped.

 

[tommye]

no. With chicks you can always get another foof. Millions of them everywhere. Pissflaps aplenty.
There is only one everton. And she's a cnut. But i will always love her.

 

[blue to the bone]

it was like findin ur bird been double teamed by your brother and your best mate ffs

 

[Roztitute]

it was like findin ur bird been double teamed by your brother and your best mate ffs

LOL okay mate.

 

[tommye]

it was like findin ur bird been double teamed by your brother and your best mate ffs

no. That really happened. If i was on my pc i would link the video. lads?

 

[chrissyjack]

We only lost a match ffs. I still don't have a working grill . I CAN'T have cheese on toast to cheer myself up....Oh, the trauma

 

[tommye]

We only lost a match ffs. I still don't have a working grill . I CAN'T have cheese on toast to cheer myself up....Oh, the trauma

set something on fire mate. Anything.

 

[Saliba]

Yea the feeling when we lost was kinda like getting dumped.

This. I watched the game with a mate who doesn't follow football. After the match he saw how devastated I was but said he couldn't understand how I was feeling. I explained it like that "Imagine that one girl you're deeply in love with rips out your heart". Damn you Everton. You Suck...until you're boss again.

 

[Frank Drebin]

She's like the chick who gave you AIDS. Then discovered a cure but gave the only vaccine to your racist, buck toothed neighbour.

 

[adamfleming]

She's like the chick who gave you AIDS. Then discovered a cure but gave the only vaccine to your racist, buck toothed neighbour.

Sums everything up. In one sentence.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

keep buildin up your hopes, keep breakin our hearts but we cant give up on it.. like a fookin drug

*thinks of that one girl he can't get over in an everton shirt*




*dies alone*







*trophyless*

 

[edge]

Everton are like telephone sex, talk the talk, build you, up give you as semi then leave you feeling dirty let down and skint.
you know in reality its a fat bird with a beer gut and a minge as sloppy as a bucket of wallpaper paste than the sexy thing of your dreams, but your addicted so its finger on the dial ring ring"hello big boy"and it all starts agian feeling dirty let down and skint till next time.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Everton are like telephone sex, talk the talk, build you, up give you as semi then leave you feeling dirty let down and skint.
you know in reality its a fat bird with a beer gut and a minge as sloppy as a bucket of wallpaper paste than the sexy thing of your dreams, but your addicted so its finger on the dial ring ring"hello big boy"and it all starts agian feeling dirty let down and skint till next time.

"I'm here 24/7, just waiting for your hard investment."

 

[edge]

"I'm here 24/7, just waiting for your hard investment."

you know what frank , before foxy went on the sick and started on the phones i didnt know they existed, his best seller thema nipples from Newcastle is a joy to hear how he does that accent i dont know, must have took lessons when he was younger