Ever lied to a girl about your job?

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Told a girl once, that I worked in London zoo, as a penguin keeper. I added a further twist to the story...I told her that when aircraft went overhead en-route to and from Heathrow, the penguins would look up at them and watch them. Eventually they would topple backwards and couldn't get up. It was my job to go around picking them up.

Worked a treat!

 

[Larry]

I was the 2007 International potato picker champion, 36 spuds picked and washed in one minute.

also

2003 Chicago's finger of the year, that one really worked out well as she said she won lips of the year

 

[Estivage]

Told a couple of girls I was an App designer once in some hideously expensive London bar. They totally bought it and I got a phone number which thinking back I never used.