Ever had to queue for the loo?

[Markets]

Apart from football grounds, of course, I don't think I've ever seen a serious queue for the gents in any other environment. You expect to see massive lines outside the ladies toilets but rarely waiting for a men's toilet.

On a London discussion board they've been debating an incident someone saw in which a lad waiting to get into the gents toilet at one of the railway stations couldn't last out. I suspect that sort of thing has happened before to an unfortunate female but rarely the other way round.

Anyone ever had to queue when you could hardly wait?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Interesting first post.........do you have a certain fetish that you're looking to *ahem* 'cultivate' here mate?

If you're looking for someone to groom look out for Bungle, he's your man.

 

[Degs62]

I had a crap under a bush once, does that count?

 

[Markets]

Interesting first post.........do you have a certain fetish that you're looking to *ahem* 'cultivate' here mate?

If you're looking for someone to groom look out for Bungle, he's your man.

Always like to introduce myself in a quirky fashion!

 

[Deloodid]

Always a big queue in the Lisbon bogs

 

[JamesEFC]

Yes! In a lot of nightclubs especially sankeys in Manchester and a few in Ibizia last year!

In sankeys they do a drink called a bucket, basically a large plastic cup full of different spirits, have had a p**s in an empty one of those in the corner many a time.

 

[Julian Carax]

Yes! In a lot of nightclubs especially sankeys in Manchester and a few in Ibizia last year!

In sankeys they do a drink called a bucket, basically a large plastic cup full of different spirits, have had a p**s in an empty one of those in the corner many a time.

Are you the reason it's getting closed down then!

 

[kev101]

I always laugh at the queue for the ladies as I breeze through to the gents

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Never had to queue for the gents but I have to admit I do sometimes prefer to go in a bog with a door on it so that I am not surrounded by other men with their penises hanging out. Must be an anti-gay thing, or because I automatically do it in work as I don't want to be at the cubible when one of the bosses - who I don't really get along with - walks in.

 

[JamesEFC]

Are you the reason it's getting closed down then!

Probably got something to do with it mate yeah

 

[carlos21]

Probably got something to do with it mate yeah

afternoon james what you upto today kid.

 

[JamesEFC]

afternoon james what you upto today kid.

Hello mate, im revising today! How are you?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I had a crap under a bush once, does that count?

I've never crapped in a bush

I have gone wee wee in one but never number 2's

 

[DanEFC92]

"When you gotta go, you gotta go"

 

[JamesEFC]

I've never crapped in a bush

I have gone wee wee in one but never number 2's

Need to let your hair down a bit