It's impossible for England to EVER win or even do well in another international tournament because:
1. We stopped producing top quality years ago. Hoddle (the player) was the last Mohican.
2. We play a completely different interpretation of the rules to the rest of the globe. The likes of Rooney and Gerrard are ineffective at this level because they can't boot people or dive in with impunity as in the Prem.
3. Adapting to global rules AND attempting "proper" football kills already moderate players. 50% tail off in performance.
4. We are mental midgets against Brazil/Germany/Spain/Argentina etc.
5. Our players are minted and NEA.
I'm normally cautious in footballing predictions but without a shadow of doubt we will stink this tournament out as we always do. We really are cack.
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