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End of season awards

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jaycee

Player Valuation: £60m
So we have had the PFA awards,manager of the year is getting announced,promotions and relegations almost done and dusted,but who wins your golden turd award,who has been the Brett Angells of the season?
Pogba- for the amount spent has had almost no impact on any game,though he does have an emoji of himself on his boots
Bravo- worse than Lawson for all of Harts mistakes hes still the better keeper
Sissoko- has he done anything at Spurs?
Pep- completely under achieved at City
Moist- well done Davey you have hit rock bottom
 


The Farewell and Don't Let the Door hit you on the Way Out Award goes jointly to John Terry (who, amazingly, made off with several of the other awards he didn't win) and Clattenberg.

The Elastic Technical Box Award goes to Antonio Conte

The Biggest Dick of the Year (last year's winner Klopp) goes to the Leicester Board (for letting Walsh and Kante go and then blaming Ranieri)

The Roberto Martinez "I talk out of my Arse" award goes to: (who else but) Jurgen Klopp

The Sturridge Award for Dreadful Goal Celebrations goes to Tottenham Hotspur (Son, Alle, Kane)
 
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