Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
WTF, ffs buy that kid some skunk and a few pills so he can do what normal 7 year olds in England do."Mother-of-two Jean Walker, 38, from Lichfield, Staffs, added: 'I was stunned when my son, who is only seven, turned around and asked me what a jam rag was".
On the other hand...
sky plus's emmerdale**