Embarassing Chunder

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Time to raise the tone of this place. Where's the most embarassing place you've thrown up. Mine was my cousins wedding party in the late 70's when I drank a bottle of Canadian Club and disgraced myself on the back doorstep in front of several relatives before being carried comatose past my entire family. Preferably no pics please.
 

Probably Huyton train station. I wasn't even drunk, just felt sick and threw up all over the platform as I was getting off the train then shifted before anyone clocked me.

Either that or in the centre circle of a football pitch.
 
Went to a party at my best mate's relative's house. Had a pen with goats or maybe sheep in. My vomming started there and from what I remember of the slow stagger back to his, I was sick in about 6 consecutive front gardens.

Good times.
 
I haven't really threw up anywhere embarrassing but I've wet the bed while I've had a bird in with me, on 3 seperate occasions.

The one for me hattrick was my favourite, getting it all over the girl, carrying on even after she told me to stop.

I was pretty destroyed on each occasion.
 

I have a few...

1. On a pristine Virgin train coming back from London after some work drinks. I was in first class and felt the tide rise within. I thought I could hold it in. I got so close. The train was slowing down. And then.....oh God. It was a week night about 10pm. I was in a suit and just projectile vomited. Everywhere. There was a woman in the vestibule area with me. Horrified. Luckily to this day I've never seen her again.
 
The 'following through' thread needed a contender for sheer class and I think we've found it. I've puked in alleys and such but nowhere particularly outstanding. I once passed out while pissing behind a wall and woke up with a bruise at the back of my head and a chill wind on my shrivelled Peter.
 
On a dog.

I threw up at a friend's party. His dog immediately ran over to sniff it and I puked all over the dog.

The dog panicked and ran into my friend's house, which was packed with people having a good time.

Puke covered dog stops in the crowded living room and proceeds to shake my puke off of it.

Scenes.

In my defense, I was a pretty dumb kid.
 
2. was at Uni on a first curry night with the whole footy squad in the second year. I tried to be an arse and down two pints quickly. Before I'd sat down the first pint came back up.
 

On myself in the smoking area of a club once. That was pretty grim.

Being sick is one of the few things I can remember of that night. I was absolutely smashed.
 
Cousin's hubby's bachelor party. Tequila strongly involved, way too much of it. I remember dancing with a ginger girl, and sitting in a circle with dewrags on our heads for some reason. I may have been inducted into some level of Alabama secret society, not sure.

Projectile hurling out passenger window while on the move back from the club. Vague memories of washing the door down upon arrival.

Just made the service in time. My car broke down on the way to the service and had to hitchhike there, to boot. Not a good week, overall.
 
Hellerad said:
On a dog.

I threw up at a friend's party. His dog immediately ran over to sniff it and I puked all over the dog.

The dog panicked and ran into my friend's house, which was packed with people having a good time.

Puke covered dog stops in the crowded living room and proceeds to shake my puke off of it.

Scenes.

In my defense, I was a pretty dumb kid.
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You should have said "I don't remember eating that".........
 

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