Elvis Presley

[tommye]

Now since his breakfast finished..
Goat found a new place to stop..
It's down at the end of hungry street...
It's Greggs pastie shop


Now goats so hungry baby
Now goats so hungry
Now goats so hungry
He could die

hahaha.



he ain't nothing but a round hog
eatin all the time
he ain't nothing but a round hog
8 pasties at a time

 

[Kurt.]

You can phone him up
Call round his place
Stare in wonder
At his Michael moon face

You can do anything
Because micknick rocks
But oh oh honey
Don't touch his rape socks

 

[degsy]

His raw talent aka newness was boss for the then, hearing him on the radio most of the 'suits' thought he was black, when they found out he wasn't it was all systems go. Fed lies by the Colonel, became a parody of himself but still, even in his white suit vegas days knocked out a couple of classics as mentioned previous. So we are left with either, i) good job he went when he did while he still had some cred; or ii) he would've come good later with more music....IMO...nah

 

[Walken]

Wasn't cleared up. It was an unsubstantiated accusation.

so a grown man dates your 15 year old daughter and you'd be fine with it lol!

he's nothing more than the robbie williams of his day, with better song writers, with a bit of gary glitter mixed in there, in fact the similaritires with glitter are uncanny

 

[Essex Blue]

He used to eat squirrel burgers!

I don't think he was a yewtree. The age of consent is 15 in France, and even younger in other countries. The yewtree lot were rapists and child molesters, I don't think many of them married their victims.

 

[Pat's Van]

so a grown man dates your 15 year old daughter and you'd be fine with it lol!

he's nothing more than the robbie williams of his day, with better song writers, with a bit of gary glitter mixed in there, in fact the similaritires with glitter are uncanny

and Elf coincidentally died on the "gary glitter"

 

[Walken]

and Elf coincidentally died on the "gary glitter"

all the pieces are coming together

 

[tommye]

It was a cold and frost Bootle morn,
When another little blue with a larg head was born,
To mama Chico...



Mama chco,



She pushed and strained with all of her might,
But from the size of his head you could tell he weren't right
Baby Chico...

Baby Chico.....




Then one night in desperation a plan his mar unfurled,
Went to thre airport, spoke to the man
Bought tickets to the world
It was a masterly plan
From upper Bootle

Upper Bootle






And Chico travelled.....

just thought I'd bump this cos it's ace.