Eden Hazard??????????????????

blue_scouser_94 · September 15, 2011

Rumour has it that moyes has made Hazard his top target and that the player himself is intrested. from a top source

somuchfun · September 15, 2011

lol??????

RFUS · September 15, 2011

This is true mate.

Or rather it was 2 years ago.

Now he's improved and his value has shot up and we don't have even the slightest chance of signing him.

Alio · September 15, 2011

I think he's probably everyone's top target this summer

Sadly

RFUS · September 15, 2011

Alio said:
I think he's probably everyone's top target this summer

Sadly

Definitely. I would genuinely jizz buckets if we signed him though, as we know.

I mean seriously, I would take a picture of him in his new Everton shirt into the bathroom and burp my worm so fast I got friction burns.

But the worst club he'd go to would be Arsenal.

EFCNIK · September 15, 2011

Burp your worm. And I thought I had some depraved sayings, but that has got to be the fowlest. Ahaha.

ijjysmith · September 15, 2011

What a brilliant thread.

Muggins · September 15, 2011

I'll be honest mate, there's been loads of threads about this in the past.

Naming your source could give this legs.

Other than that I'd prepare yourself for a lot of scepticism.

Summerskin · September 15, 2011

WHATS THIS SOURCE MATE CAUSE IVE HEARD THAT THE KITMANS SON IN LAW IS EDINSON CAVANI HE APPARENTLY VISITED GARSTON DURING FRESHERS WEEK AND LOVED IT.

Summerskin · September 15, 2011

ijjysmith said:
What a brilliant thread.

best little spaniard · September 15, 2011

I would be soo happy if he signed.

Therefore, it wont ever happy. Everton wont ever again sign a player i'm excited about

RFUS · September 15, 2011

best little spaniard said:
I would be soo happy if he signed.

Therefore, it wont ever happy. Everton wont ever again sign a player i'm excited about

I was actually excited about Drenthe, during the brief period in between when he was linked and when we signed him.

I don't really remember that happening before though!

best little spaniard · September 15, 2011

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter said:
I was actually excited about Drenthe, during the brief period in between when he was linked and when we signed him.

I don't really remember that happening before though!

Last player I got excited about was Heitinga (don't ask why).

None of the others of recent times ever really got me going. It would be nice to have that for a change