Eastenders EFC

[Woolly Blue]

It's obvious to me. Samantha Janus is a blue. Her brother Hugh is obviously a Man U fan with a name like that.

Wait, Samantha Janus is in Eastenders ? Christ, how have I missed that.
*orders DVD box set and a box of hankies.

 

[john conolly]

She's calling herself Ronny these days but my knob rumbled her straight away.

 

[Bungle]

Huge anus. It wasn't that funny anyway mate

Is he her half brother?

 

[Moomin]

I'm on my phone here but when I'm on my laptop or tablet i will replace this text with a picture of fanny wipes.

So in the meantime just imagine that picture.

 

[john conolly]

Still no wipes. Have you used them all?

 

[Moomin]

 

[john conolly]

Lol. ****ed if I know what it means but Its nice to be nice. I went to school with a guy called moomin. Oh no wait a minute... it was moon man