Duck Fight

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Funny as feck, havin a coffee and all the kids are chanting "duck fight duck fight" 2 ducks going hell for leather (for the attentions of a lone female tbh) so w2e are all round with notes out as if betting.

The puns were coming out aplenty....

eider this one are that one will win
some duckin and divin goin on
he's down
who else is on the bill ?
stop egging them on

livened up an overcast morning tbh and was funny as duck, in duck terms it was quite violent tbh. the winner got the bird as usual. had no camera and couldnt be arsed getting it and missing the action.

 

[Groucho]

Fighting over a bird, eh

 

[ijjysmith]

I immediately thought Duck Hunt

 

[Walken]

I immediately thought Duck Hunt

me too, i swear to god if that dog laughs at my potshotting one more time...

 

[Pat's Van]

haha betting on a duck fight, you must be quackers

 

[scratchnsurf]

I hope there was no fowl play.

 

[bluejock]

"Come and have a go if you think you're mallard enough"

 

[Walken]

he thought he was well cunard

 

[Baines' left foot]

"Come and have a go if you think you're mallard enough"

Hahaha

 

[Woolly Blue]

If they get arrested they'll be up in front of the beak tomorrow.

 

[bluejock]

Quacky Balboa v Ivan Drake-o

 

[icburns]

If they get arrested they'll be up in front of the beak tomorrow.

Who's paying the medical bills?

 

[icburns]

Quacky Balboa v Ivan Drake-o

"If he flies, he flies."

 

[scratchnsurf]

Quacky Balboa v Ivan Drake-o

Quality work there sir.