Scenario 1:
Everton sign a player for a fee over £10m
Response:
Wow we are in the big league now, spending money for fun!
Scenario 2:
Everton sign a player for a fee of under £10m
Response:
What a bargain, our scouting system is the best in the world.
Scenario 3:
Everton's net spend is negative (the club have recouped more money from selling players than they have spent on new players)
Response:
Its nothing to do with net spend, it is about squad improvement.
Scenario 4:
Everton's net spend is positive (the club have spent more money on players than it has recouped from selling them)
Response:
Moshiri, what a man. Saviour of the universe, leaps buildings in a single bound etc.
Scenario 5:
Everton complete several transfer deals quickly, allowing the manager to bed players in with a full pre-season.
Response:
Keep going, we can have a squad of 250 players at this rate. Where are you now bed-wetters?
Scenario 6:
Everton take their time in the transfer market, leaving several deals to drag on into August, whilst haggling over fees.
Response:
We are carefully negotiating, have patience all will be well.
Scenario 7:
Everton actually do a really good bit of business and sign a player for a reasonable fee who will definitely improve the team.
Response:
Acclaim the new signing as the new coming of the Messiah and brook no argument from bed-wetters.
There you go, I've tried to redress the balance. Apologies to The_La for stealing his idea a bit.
Everton sign a player for a fee over £10m
Response:
Wow we are in the big league now, spending money for fun!
Scenario 2:
Everton sign a player for a fee of under £10m
Response:
What a bargain, our scouting system is the best in the world.
Scenario 3:
Everton's net spend is negative (the club have recouped more money from selling players than they have spent on new players)
Response:
Its nothing to do with net spend, it is about squad improvement.
Scenario 4:
Everton's net spend is positive (the club have spent more money on players than it has recouped from selling them)
Response:
Moshiri, what a man. Saviour of the universe, leaps buildings in a single bound etc.
Scenario 5:
Everton complete several transfer deals quickly, allowing the manager to bed players in with a full pre-season.
Response:
Keep going, we can have a squad of 250 players at this rate. Where are you now bed-wetters?
Scenario 6:
Everton take their time in the transfer market, leaving several deals to drag on into August, whilst haggling over fees.
Response:
We are carefully negotiating, have patience all will be well.
Scenario 7:
Everton actually do a really good bit of business and sign a player for a reasonable fee who will definitely improve the team.
Response:
Acclaim the new signing as the new coming of the Messiah and brook no argument from bed-wetters.
There you go, I've tried to redress the balance. Apologies to The_La for stealing his idea a bit.
