I'd like to see the look on their faeces when they catch the culprit.
I might very well be the only man in the world who sits down when having a pee. Just because we can pee standing up, doesn't mean we should. It's messy and unhygienic. I mean, how hard is it to sit down, ffs.
Damn have you tried sitting in one of those urinals in the gents, pretty hard job I can tell you.lol
pics or GTFOSee @Baines' left foot , Greenwich is a lovely part of town lol
Saw a lady squatting down next to a bush in the park the other day doing her thing. Not behind it you understand, just vaguely near it yet still in full view of the footpath about 2 metres away from her.