Double Entendres

[Frank Drebin]

I was sitting at the bar in a gay club once. A man asked if he could push my stool in for me.

 

[Hayee]

i'l give you one

 

[arch stanton]

double entendres.... i dont think they're up my alley

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I regularly try a couple when I'm working, depending on which door/lock I'm fixing I generally ask (in hope more than for titillation purposes)......

Would you like me to Have a look at/examine/sort out your Back door/front entrance.


Lockouts..... I'll have a look round the back as i can usually get in easier from there.











May as well do it for my own amusement tbh as thats all it ever amounts too.

 

[blue61]

I regularly try a couple when I'm working, depending on which door/lock I'm fixing I generally ask (in hope more than for titillation purposes)......

Would you like me to Have a look at/examine/sort out your Back door/front entrance.


Lockouts..... I'll have a look round the back as i can usually get in easier from there.











May as well do it for my own amusement tbh as thats all it ever amounts too.

You should throw in a reference about 'screwing', you might have more luck.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I slip one in whenever I can.

 

[blue61]

I slip one in whenever I can.

"Excuse me madam, could you hold my nuts while I screw my bolt into your back door"