Door to door nazis

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Mormons are ace to screw with. I just ask them whether God or man made the bicycles that they ride, and so if man made then why aren't they using the legs God made to walk around instead of relying on the mechanisms of man. Or you tell them you believe that this reality is really just a dream, and that someday I'll wake up having had the best dream ever.

Jehovah's are boss for that kind of thing as well.

Engage them in conversation, ask them whether they believe every word of the old testament (which they do) and then when they think they've got a live one ready for conversion, hit them with it. "Ok then mate, so Adam and Eve had 2 sons - Cane and Abel right? And all of mankind stems back to Adam and Eve right? So in that case did they both shag their Ma?" Guaranteed fume.

 

[Kiwi]

Jehovah's are boss for that kind of thing as well.

Engage them in conversation, ask them whether they believe every word of the old testament (which they do) and then when they think they've got a live one ready for conversion, hit them with it. "Ok then mate, so Adam and Eve had 2 sons - Cane and Abel right? And all of mankind stems back to Adam and Eve right? So in that case did they both shag their Ma?" Guaranteed fume.