Dogging advice

[Bungle]

Saw a programme where some fella opened up the back of his van and loads of blokes piled in and all took turns on his Mrs, absolutely wonderful stuff.

Her minge looked as cavernous as the back of the van and she wasn't fussed one bit that it was essentially 50 year olds with tiny cocks having a go. It reminded me very much of some lovely evenings spent with @hktoffee's mum.

 

[Yarrgh]

Saw a programme where some fella opened up the back of his van and loads of blokes piled in and all took turns on his Mrs, absolutely wonderful stuff.

Her minge looked as cavernous as the back of the van and she wasn't fussed one bit that it was essentially 50 year olds with tiny cocks having a go. It reminded me very much of some lovely evenings spent with @hktoffee's mum.

Do home videos technically count as programmes?

 

[Bungle]

Do home videos technically count as programmes?

Oh, scrap that then.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Go for a drive out and ‘accidentally’ end up at a dogging spot. When it becomes clear utter the line ‘when in Rome..’ and she’ll join right in.

Preferable to do this before you're married...no matter what result you're looking for.

 

[lancs blue]

Is walking a dog illegal

 

[flibbyflob]

Saw a programme where some fella opened up the back of his van and loads of blokes piled in and all took turns on his Mrs, absolutely wonderful stuff.

Her minge looked as cavernous as the back of the van and she wasn't fussed one bit that it was essentially 50 year olds with tiny cocks having a go. It reminded me very much of some lovely evenings spent with @hktoffee's mum.

Sounds like a scene from Benidorm late night with Donald and Jacqueline

 

[Groucho]

No, not for me (honest), but some fella who has consulted a national newspaper whether to tell his wife or not...

"I have been dogging in for secret in years. Should I tell my wife?

My constant casual encounters are beginning to make me feel guilty, but not enough for me to stop. So including her could be the solution"

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ing-in-secret-for-years-should-i-tell-my-wife

Good people of GOT, what do you advise this tortured soul?

If he’s just watched he should still probably tell her.

If he’s taken part he should tell her and she should go get tested.

 

[Seathestars]

No, not for me (honest), but some fella who has consulted a national newspaper whether to tell his wife or not...

"I have been dogging in for secret in years. Should I tell my wife?

My constant casual encounters are beginning to make me feel guilty, but not enough for me to stop. So including her could be the solution"

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ing-in-secret-for-years-should-i-tell-my-wife

Good people of GOT, what do you advise this tortured soul?

Why mate, just why, you promised you'd never post this.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

he wont be so keen when he's got a pool ball duck taped into his mouth & his eyelids taped open so that he has to watch his wife take on a coachload on a night out from the +12" club.

 

[TyphooToffee]

No, not for me (honest), but some fella who has consulted a national newspaper whether to tell his wife or not.

"I have been dogging in for secret in years. Should I tell my wife?

My constant casual encounters are beginning to make me feel guilty, but not enough for me to stop. So including her could be the solution"

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ing-in-secret-for-years-should-i-tell-my-wife

Good people of GOT, what do you advise this tortured soul?

Beginning to feel guilty?

 

[TyphooToffee]

Is right.

Let her give you a chew, then tell her, "You'll never guess where that's been this weekend love ?"

lol

 

[TyphooToffee]

Go for a drive out and ‘accidentally’ end up at a dogging spot. When it becomes clear utter the line ‘when in Rome..’ and she’ll join right in.

lol