Dog owners. Weirdos.

[tommye]

Something that has bothered me for a while now, dog owners.

Dafuq is it with you people? How can you pick sh1t up off the floor with barely a millimetre of plastic between you and that steaming turd?

Lets take this a little step sideways. 'Mans best friend' I hear you cry. Your best mate, the human one, is walking down the street with you, he fancy's a sh1te, nowhere to go...
so he dumps right there on the pavement, right in the middle of the high st.

Would you slip a little plastic bag over your hand and pick it up for him, tie a knot in the bag and gently stroll down the street carrying said sh1te?

Sort. It. Out.



fkin weirdos

 

[moyeslovechild]

so you'd prefer if they left it there?

 

[Millea]

Proper @Kurt esque thread this.

 

[roydo]

I live in the countryside, so no poopscooping needed when our dog was alive.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I don't use any plastic.

 

[Elong]

I would say the same about people who have kids.

Having to wipe someone else's arse, LOL, you weirdo.

 

[Simo]

Most are ignorant [poor language removed], spesh those with them bungee leads...point of them if your gonna let it get in your way you have to practically limbo the thing before they realise your there. Told a few owners in my time, proper whoppers

 

[Prevenger17]

I have no idea where my cat poops or if, indeed, it poops anywhere at all.

 

[tonyhorne]

It's the way they swing it around as they finish the walk. Don't get down wind of them.........

 

[tommye]

so you'd prefer if they left it there?

no.


I would rather they let their dog sh1t on their own patch of land than leave smudge marks everywhere then walk down the street carrying it like a fkin trophy.

bells

 

[moyeslovechild]

ideally you take them round the park n they crap in the bushes or what have you (at least thats what we did)

if they crap somewhere people are walking and that,you dont like or want to it to but sometimes it happens

 

[tonyhorne]

I have no idea where my cat poops or if, indeed, it poops anywhere at all.

Oh it does. Most likely in other peoples gardens. We should be able to shoot the filthy vermin......

 

[Elong]

Most are ignorant [poor language removed], spesh those with them bungee leads...point of them if your gonna let it get in your way you have to practically limbo the thing before they realise your there. Told a few owners in my time, proper whoppers

I feel the same way when a child runs in front of me, or across the road when I'm driving. They need shooting.

 

[royalblue66]

I live in the countryside, so no poopscooping needed when our dog was alive.

You wools have a lot to answer to.

 

[tommye]

I would say the same about people who have kids.

Having to wipe someone else's arse, LOL, you weirdo.

nah, leave them.

They learn soon enough.