What?
You want lessons young un?
Why are so many posters biting?
Two pages in and I've bookmarked it for next time I'm sat in front of the computer with a drink on the go. @Moomin going in early with accusations of genitalia assisted benzo abuse is a solid precursor to a fun thread.
Only by stoking the flames do you fully feel their comforting warmth. To be fair I bit early in this thread but I was unaware of the riches on offer.
He's tremendous isn't he? I remember the truly worrying photo he once posted to show off his haircut and in the background there was a woman that had clearly been heavily sedated.
Never change Mick you utter mental case.
Just read about Greg and the absolute legend Kyle and their testicles based drug romp. Marvellous stuff.Bored of this itiration of Mick now.
Go back to the Football Diary, car rapping and sniffing drugs off genitals please.