Do you like giraffes?

[verreauxi]

What's to like?

Strutting around with their heads held high. And have you ever been inside their pens at the zoo? They absolutely stink. And what about that camouflage? Not like they can hid with those necks is it? Also, what's with those horn thingys of theirs? If you're going to have horns, then do it properly.

What role to they fulfill in nature, exactly? You see a tree in the desert, barely clinging on to life, having to grow tall to stop the other animals eating it. Then along comes a giraffe and decimates it. Has anyone looked into the impact of that on global warming? No, it's all cows this and cows that.

I mean just look at their eyes, those shifty little eyes, and tell me they aren't plotting our downfall.

I now wish them extinct.

 

[The Legend of Southall]

I now wish them extinct.

It's the only way

 

[PITA]

Anyone remember the Attenborough documentary 'Africa' where they filmed two of them having a full on fight? Mesmerising.



Oh and yes.

Definitely different tactics. One was Chopper Harris and the other was Big Dunc.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Giraffe documentary on BBC2 at 8pm.

Everton have crushed my soul to the extent that I now recommend Saturday night Giraffe documentaries on a public forum.

 

[AlE]

One of the weirdest land animals going. If i was Noah I'd have slung the pair of them overboard without hesitation

 

[longers]

Its out of order but at the same time the man can tell his grandchildren he once rode a giraffe.

 

[The binman chronicles]

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My question is does the bloke behind him get a discount for having a restricted view?

 

[RAFUH]

Fun fact for you: giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any mammal

Think they’d have to in order to get blood to the brain