Do you keep books on the back of your toilet to read when doing your business?

Do you keep books on the back of your toilet to read?

  • Yes, any chance to delight in the presence of a physical book, I'll take.

    Votes: 9 27.3%

  • No you weirdo, the books get infested w/microscopic poo particles

    Votes: 4 12.1%

  • No, I prefer ruining my eyes by staring at my phone instead

    Votes: 13 39.4%

  • No, I just sit there staring into the void.

    Votes: 8 24.2%

  • Queso sobre pan

    Votes: 2 6.1%
  • Total voters
    33
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Used to read anything back in the day, at one point I could recite the ingredients and safety warnings, verbatim, from a bottle of domestos.
Takes your mind off thej obbie in hand, relaxing the sphincter and allowing a more relaxed evacuation 👍
 
magicjuan said:
Used to read anything back in the day, at one point I could recite the ingredients and safety warnings, verbatim, from a bottle of domestos.
Takes your mind off thej obbie in hand, relaxing the sphincter and allowing a more relaxed evacuation 👍
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Or the ingredients of the pot noodle im eating.
 

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