Do you keep books on the back of your toilet to read when doing your business?

[verreauxi]

Very important poll. All the awards, etc. etc.

 

[gonetomorrow]

No, I listen to a transistor radio.

 

[canuckblue]

This poll is basically crap, really.

 

[Tipp blue]

Best football forum in the world lads.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

No books in my karzie because I tend to fall asleep when I reading,so there is a possibility i could zonk out while having a turkey.

 

[chrismpw]

Oh come on. None of these lads can read books!

 

[RufusCat]

Yes, of course!

 

[LEONARD]

Do ya business, and get off.

Extended toilet sitting will lead to a bad case of Farmers.

 

[Clarky cat]

Yes, they become a safe backup plan if you don’t realise before you sit down that there is no toilet roll left.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Very important poll. All the awards, etc. etc.

You have Kurtitis...call your GP

 

[canuckblue]

It's a running family joke about how long my stepfather takes on the throne. For him, War And Peace would be a pamphlet.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[GrandOldTeam]

What's wrong with shampoo bottles?

 

[john jako]

Even @Kurt. never went this low in terms of threads

 

[anton66]

What's wrong with shampoo bottles?

To read?