Do I Grow A Proper Beard?

[Frank Drebin]

I am a lowly sinner, whose bumfluff has not taken root and am envious of my brothers who can grow Mott the Hoople sidies.........help me lord.....

Fear not for is it not written that it is easier for a hibbert to place a football in an onion bag than it is for a clean shaven man to enter my kingdom? Your loyalty shall guarrantee you a seat at my right hand, although it may appear to your mortal eyes that you are seated somewhere towards the back, near the holy urinals.

 

[peteblue]

Fear not for is it not written that it is easier for a hibbert to place a football in an onion bag than it is for a clean shaven man to enter my kingdom? Your loyalty shall guarrantee you a seat at my right hand, although it may appear to your mortal eyes that you are seated somewhere towards the back, near the holy urinals.

Praise be the Lord, that should help with the nocturia problem........

 

[ijjysmith]

I have sad news.

Today at roughly 5:34 PM the beard passed away.

Rest in peace dear beard.

THE BEARD IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE ACE DESIGNER SIDIES AND STUBBLE!

 

[peteblue]

I have sad news.

Today at roughly 5:34 PM the beard passed away.

Rest in peace dear beard.

THE BEARD IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE ACE DESIGNER SIDIES AND STUBBLE!

The other half complaining eh............

 

[ijjysmith]

The other half complaining eh............

Suprisingly no. The hot girls at work didn't like it.

And I found a bit of biscuit in it yesterday. I hasn't had a biscuit.

 

[Alio]

How many weeks old was it? Bigger than Tetfan's?

From now on you will always be known as Beard #2 to me

 

[ijjysmith]

How many weeks old was it? Bigger than Tetfan's?

From now on you will always be known as Beard #2 to me

8 weeks. Was a belter. Gonna go for another now.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I have sad news.

Today at roughly 5:34 PM the beard passed away.

Rest in peace dear beard.

THE BEARD IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE ACE DESIGNER SIDIES AND STUBBLE!

So, you've succumbed to peer pressure ?
Very sad that mate.

8 weeks. Was a belter. Gonna go for another now.

Good man, it'll keep your chin warm over winter and allow you to make intelligent mutterings while stroking it ( the beard that is, of course ). GOT has been united, with a small u, on this subject more than any other I've seen. Even Cheese on Toast was ignored by the majority in support of your beard growing exploits. Remember this when you next feel the urge to reach for the scissors and razor.

 

[ijjysmith]

So, you've succumbed to peer pressure ?
Very sad that mate.



Good man, it'll keep your chin warm over winter and allow you to make intelligent mutterings while stroking it ( the beard that is, of course ). GOT has been united, with a small u, on this subject more than any other I've seen. Even Cheese on Toast was ignored by the majority in support of your beard growing exploits. Remember this when you next feel the urge to reach for the scissors and razor.

Crikey - i feel proper told off

 

[Woolly Blue]

Crikey - i feel proper told off

Hahahaha
No worries mate. Hairy or smooth, it's all good.