DIY & Health & Safety.

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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian

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Blatant disregard for H&S by folks doing DIY, next door (~the driveway blocking noisy feckers) has been cutting flags, and he's got gigs on but when he's spraying dust all round the place then it's a case of feck everyone else. Cars are blitzed with concrete dust, front of house windows the feckin lot, and if I clean them he'll wait for me to go out and then switch the stihl saw on again. Or wait for the kids to get home and then fire it up, lad got dust in eyes yesterday as he just fired it up when they were out in the garden.

FFS I've had enough of these now with their inconsideration and disregard, it will all come to a head to be honest and it aint gonna be pretty.
 

Should be using a water bottle to suppress the dust when cutting with a whizzer
 
thats just fecking rude that is. have a word ask him to restrict the cutting to certain times of the day when you can move car, get kids outta way etc
 
Straight up I would just go round and tell him to turn it off, If he refuses just chin him or take the wizzer and smash it to pieces
 

Call the fuzz

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Get the kids away for a night, put speakers against the wall, put on some dodgy euro techno and turn the bass up! The constant pounding all night will send them a bit potty
 
People like this deserve nothing but pain.

You're literally gonna have to make his whole family into a human centipede mate.
 

Rape his car's exhaust pipe in front of him.

That'll freak him out, and he sounds like he's on of those tosser's who washes his car every day and it's his pride and joy or something ffs.

RAPE. THE. EXHAUST.
 
Rape his car's exhaust pipe in front of him.

That'll freak him out, and he sounds like he's on of those tosser's who washes his car every day and it's his pride and joy or something ffs.

RAPE. THE. EXHAUST.

Funnily enough I shagged a princess once and ended up burning my balls on the exhaust. Still, it's something to tell the grand kids eh.
 

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