Distin' New Chants

[tsdoddy]

"Distin is a milkman na na na naaa"

"He shags who he wants, he shags who he waaaaaaants Sylvan Distin he shags who he wants"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Some of us do take kids you know.

 

[Billy Dean]

"Distin is a milkman na na na naaa"

"He shags who he wants, he shags who he waaaaaaants Sylvan Distin he shags who he wants"

what is this in reference too? have i missed something?

 

[Baines' left foot]

"He's committed adultery and he shouldn't have done it"
"Shouldn't have done it"
"Shouldn't have dooonneee iiitttt!!!"

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Some of us do take kids you know.

You never complained about the Fellaini song? Just saying

 

[Furey1878]

Some of us do take kids you know.

Hearing stuff like that in the match did me no harm as a kid...

*eyes twitch and self harms

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Just wondering if his kids sing my old mans a milkman?

 

[tsdoddy]

Hearing stuff like that in the match did me no harm as a kid...

*eyes twitch and self harms

u grow up staring at women ya do when ya like 8

 

[Baines' left foot]

"His wife is eligible for an annulment, and he knows it."
"His wife is eligible for an annulment, and he knows it"
"He's walking along, singing a song, walking in an annulment wonderlaaaannddd!!!"

 

[Paddycakes]

He drinks milk when he wants!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He'll give you a pint
He'll give you a pi-int
Of Creamy Gold Top
He'll give you a pint

 

[bluejock]

He's tall, he's black
He lied about being a milkman to get her in the sack,
Sylvain Distin
Sylvain Distin

 

[Connor1878]

Did Anichebe record it?

 

[MickM86]

How big is your knob?
How big is your knoooobbb!
Oh Sylvain Distin how big is your knob!

Victor Anichebe found it hilarious!

 

[Chuff84]

He was in Vietnam, He was in Vietnaaaamm
Oh Sylvain Distin, He was in Vietnam

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